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So I thought this up today, and if I wait until Christmas Fitzmas to post it I will surely forget, so you're all getting it now. (And, really, isn't Fitzmas a holiday every day?)

Feel free to sing along if you'd like.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FITZMAS
 
On the first day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
A half-dead begonia plant.

On the second day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
2 different bodies
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the third day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the fourth day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the fifth day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
FIVE CIIIIIIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the sixth day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
6 centuries alone,
FIVE CIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the seventh day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
7 'bottom' dreams,
6 centuries alone,
FIVE CIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the eighth day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
Eight wrapped in velvet,
7 'bottom' dreams,
6 centuries alone,
FIVE CIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the ninth day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
9 pretty girlfriends,
Eight wrapped in velvet,
7 'bottom' dreams,
6 centuries alone,
FIVE CIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the tenth day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
10 French accents,
9 pretty girlfriends,
Eight wrapped in velvet,
7 'bottom' dreams,
6 centuries alone,
FIVE CIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the eleventh day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
11 ugly trousers,
10 French accents,
9 pretty girlfriends,
Eight wrapped in velvet,
7 'bottom' dreams,
6 centuries alone,
FIVE CIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,
And a half-dead begonia plant.

On the twelfth day of Fitzmas my true love gave to me,
12 guitars strumming,
11 ugly trousers,
10 French accents,
9 pretty girlfriends,
Eight wrapped in velvet,
7 'bottom' dreams,
6 centuries alone,
FIVE CIGARETTES!
4 years in stasis,
3 bad puns,
2 different bodies,

AND A HALF-DEAD BEGONIA PLAAAAAAANT~!

Date: 2011-05-15 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcrycolr3wradc.livejournal.com
I love this. I love this a lot. Im going to kidnap it and have lots sex with it. BEST FITZMAS EVAR? I THINK SO!

Date: 2011-05-15 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishfulaces.livejournal.com
This is brilliant. Every day *should* be Fitzmas, just so I can jump out of bed, throw open the windows, and sing this for all and sundry to hear.

Date: 2011-05-15 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rob-t-firefly.livejournal.com
This is entirely charming!

Date: 2011-05-15 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rob-t-firefly.livejournal.com
Oh, hello again! I didn't know that, I occasionally miss tweets.

Date: 2011-05-15 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rob-t-firefly.livejournal.com
Oi! Some of my best friends are derpderps. :-D

Date: 2011-05-16 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funtimevash.livejournal.com
This is freaking awesome!! It made me giggle and blush so very much. Lovely job on this song, hee hee....

Date: 2011-05-16 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kradie.livejournal.com
Yesssss. Eight wrapped in velvet~. (And the FIVE CIGARETTTTTES fitted very well.)

Date: 2011-05-16 10:58 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-16 05:30 pm (UTC)
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